December 2011
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africans:
yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
friend: I got an A on my calculus test
friend: I got a hot boyfriend
friend: I had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time I got four notes on a text post I made
ticklemejesus:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
jimsturgess:
“baby” i whisper as i reblog a picture of a grown man that is 10 years older than me
countrybadsaladmanv2:
the internet made everything better and worse at the same time
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me: what did one ocean say to the other ocean
friend: what
me: nothing they just waved
friend: oh
me: do you sea what i did there
friend: no
me: i'm shore you did
friend: stop
me: don't be a beach
friend: bye
sassygallagher:
nostalgic for a time when i was a fetus
caiticornia:
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parismeatsix:
i wish i could illegally download band members